Saw this tabbed already and realised that it was awful, so here goes!!!

Intro1:F#  G  C  D x2

Intro2:
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B--8----10---12---10--8------5-/-7------------------------------------------|
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D---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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E---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

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E----------------------------3-/-5------------------------------------------|

Verse1:
F# G Bm             C  D
   I was a troubled teen

F# G          Bm          C      D
   who put an advert in a magazine

F# G            Bm                  C   D
   to the annoyance of my imaginary lover

F#  G           Bm
    she doubted my integrity

    C                D
and this is what she said to me:

 G  Bm           C  D
"Oh, you, you're green

                    G       Bm
you don't know what love means

            C      D
well let me tell you

   G           Bm
it tickles you pink

       C       D
Oh yeah but it likes to hear you scream

G        Bm              C                          D
Fire and damnation, lamentations for the likes of you"

G  G/F# Em

Chorus
           A
and when she goes

Em          A
just let her go

Em             A
if she said shes going

Em                A
just make sure she goes

              D
Make sure she go-oh-oh-oes

Intro2

Verse2

Chorus

Intro2