GD7G
Through garbage dumps, he sought his game;
D7G
the things thrown out were the things he gained.
D7G
Back alley waste and dirt from litter,
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he collected it all and he ate it for dinner, dinner, dinner, ...
[Chorus]
D7G
Hooked on junk, hooked on junk.
D7G
Hooked on junk, junk, junk, junk, junk.
[Bridge]
N.C.
Sally looked in disgust: how could a man write such stuff?
N.C.
What about real life, what about the way things really are?
N.C.
What a gross person she was, Sally threw her head back.
N.C.
She began to up, up, upheave violently
N.C.
her guts tore from the sickening chore.
N.C.
Detecting something foul she cried out for more bowel
N.C.
"More bowel" she cried "More bowel!"
N.C.
She found her head, lying in a bowl of toilet,
N.C.
collectibles, collectiblesc, collectibles.
N.C.
I could see she was sick so I called her lawyer and ordered some quick
[End-Chorus]
D7G
Hooked on junk, hooked on junk.
D7G
Hooked on junk, junk, junk, junk, junk.