Intro: Em

Em
Lady of the 'dam
Won't be a slave to the blonde
Or the culture of the popular
C          Am
She won't, she won't

Em
Sing at you I'll
Fly under radar tonight
Make deals with every devil in sight
C       Am
I will, I will

C           
Cuz I love, cuz I love, love 
Am    
You better than, you better than
Em             C
My darkest sin
C*      Am*     Em*       B*
Russian hookers and cheap gin

C                       D
I think that I could be fine
           Am                   Em
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
C                        D
I think we'd have a good time
              Am                   Em
If you'd meet me, Mary Jane in Holland tonight
C    D    Am
Mary Jane Holland
Em
Whoooow - Whoooow
C    D    Am
Mary Jane Holland
Em
Whoooow - Whoooow

Em
I don't like to boast
But our truffles are the most
Mad magical in Amsterdan
C          Am
She won't, she won't
Em
So if you have fear
Apollo sit on my lyre and
Play him like a piano man
C       Am
I will, I will

C           
Cuz I love, cuz I love, love 
Am    
You better than, you better than
Em             C
My darkest sin
C*      Am*     Em*       B*
Russian hookers and cheap gin

C                       D
I think that I could be fine
           Am                   Em
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
C                        D
I think we'd have a good time
              Am                   Em
If you'd meet me, Mary Jane in Holland tonight
C    D    Am
Mary Jane Holland
Em
Whoooow - Whoooow
C    D    Am
Mary Jane Holland
Em
Whoooow - Whoooow

Em

(slower)
G           B           F               E
I know that mom and dad think I'm a mess
Am               Ab      G            C  
But it's alright because I am rich as piss
G      B                    D             G         
When I ignite the flame and put you in my mouth
C                    Am            B                  E
The grass eats up my inside and my brunette starts to sprout

E
Introducing, ladies and gentleman... Mary Jane Holland!


(back to the song rhythm)
C                       D
I think that I could be fine
           Am                   Em
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
C                        D
I think we'd have a good time
              Am                   Em
If you'd meet me, Mary Jane in Holland tonight
C    D    Am
Mary Jane Holland
Em
Whoooow - Whoooow
C    D    Am
Mary Jane Holland
Em
Whoooow - Whoooow