G

G
If I look like a mean old man that's what I am
G                                           D
If I look like a mean old man that's what I am
G
If I look like a mean old man
               C
Who'll do you any way he can
               G                   D
To break your heart and kiss your hand
               G
That's what I am

[Verse 2]

G
And if I look like a good old friend that's what I am
G                                               D
If I look like a good old friend that's what I am
G
If I look like a good old friend
               C
Who's good at bending with the wind
               G                   D
To be your friend right to the end
G
That's what I am

[Chorus]

G
And if I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am
G                                          D
If I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am
G
If I look like a voodoo doll
               C
Who takes his licking standing tall
               G                   D
Who'd rather bite you back than crawl
G
That's what I am

[Instrumental]
G D G C G D G

[Verse 3]

G
If I look like your uncle Bob that's what I am
G                                          D
If I look like your uncle Bob that's what I am
G
If I look like your uncle Bob
               C
Who likes to slap you on the back and rob you
               G              D
While he still can do the job
G
That's what I am

[Chorus]

G
And if I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am
G                                          D
If I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am
G
If I look like a voodoo doll
               C
Who takes his licking standing tall
               G                   D
Who'd rather bite you back than crawl
G
That's what I am

[Instrumental]
G D G C G D G

[Verse 1]

G
If I look like a mean old man that's what I am
G                                           D
If I look like a mean old man that's what I am
G
If I look like a mean old man
               C
Who'll do you any way he can
               G                   D
To break your heart and kiss your hand
               G
That's what I am