C
Well, I packed up my belongings and I swore I was through
                                     G7
I said this time I ain’t takin’ anymore
But that woman startin’ teasin like the way they can do
       D7                                  G7
And my stupid feet just stood there on the floor

       C
Then I took a little (?) at the way that she was shakin’
                                           G7
And she shimied from her head down to her toes
You could have wiped off my eyeballs with a slab of country bacon
                       C
And never greasy up my nose, that blame me

C
That’s the only weakness in my armour
                          G7
Women turm my intentions bad
I ain’t no pushover for no sweet talkin’ charmer
                           C
But with any luck I can be had

      C
I told her any time I wanted I could leave her behind
                                     G7
Like the hard-hearted devil that I am
But I guess she didn’t realize I’d made up my mind
       D7                                  G7
Cause she started getting next to me again

      C
And she said “think about our happy home and think about the kids”
                                     G7
But I just kept on walkin’ out the door
Then she said “think about this, honey”, well, you know how it it is
       D7                                  G7
Someday I’ll be leaving her for sure, that blame me

C
That’s the only weakness in my armour
                          G7
Women turm my intentions bad
I ain’t no pushover for no sweet talkin’ charmer
                           C
But with any luck I can be had