Eb
Sally Monelli met Milli Vanilli
Db
They all got real sick and ran for hillbillies
Ab
And Beverly Cleary told me a story
Eb
Now I honk for Beezus in all of her glory
Eb
Jesus he came and turned water to wine
Db
I turned it back and now everything's fine
Eb
Except for the fact that I lost my friend
Eb
But the ends justify the means in the end
[Chorus]
EbDbAbEb
And I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
EbDbAbEb
I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
[Verse 2]
Eb
Double entendres get lost in the tundra
Db
Sometimes I'm lion-o, sometimes I'm mumra
AbEb
Sometimes it's clear and sometimes I don't understand anything
Eb
And I get all wrapped up in the obsessive genes (jeans)
Db
My hand me down mother burst at the seams
Ab
And it's no wonder that year after year
Eb
Little fred savagely drove me to tears
[Chorus]
EbDbAbEb
And I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
EbDbAbEb
I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
[Verse 3]
Eb
Milli Vanilli met Liza Minelli
Db
They got really giddy acted all silly
AbEb
Sang me a song I didn't understand
Eb
And I started to fly in slow motion
Db
Flew to the bottom unplugged the ocean
Ab
Embossed and frosted and toasted and tanned
Eb
With your cock on my sleeve, my heart in your hand
[Chorus]
EbDbAbEb
And I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
EbDbAbEb
I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
EbDbAbEb
I am fine, I am fine, I'm fine
EbDbAbEb
I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
EbDbAbEb
I am fine, I am fine, I'm fine
[Verse 4]
Eb
Sally Monelli and Milli Vanilli
Db
And Liza Minelli, Slaviter Maleeni
Ab
Alyssa Milano, Vanessa Minnillo
Eb
All live together under my pillow
[Chorus]
EbDbAbEb
I am fine, I'm fine, I'm fine
Eb
I am fine, I'm fine this time around