D         A               G                                
everybody knows you go to Melrose for those clothes
    D         A                G                              D      
and everybody sees that you prefer to drive my black Mercedes Benz
            A               G                        
and i won't meet you at the Starbucks down the street
    D         A                 G             
and everybody knows he's just a secret trust fun baby

          D         A
fuck fake hippies.
          G
fuck fake hippies.
          D         A
fuck fake hippies.
    A                  G
you kinda smell like shit.
             D        A
because real hippies,
                G
they don't wear zubie
                D             A
they don't have blackberries,
             G
so fuck fake hippies.

D               A               G         
you don't eat meat so you can't fit into chick jeans
    D            A                     G        
and i don't understand you wipe you're shitty ass off with your hands
    D               A            G        
cuz you don't believe in toilet paper, just chick jeans.
    D            A                G                      
and i'm fucking sick of these musician artist mood swings

          D         A
fuck fake hippies.
          G
fuck fake hippies.
          D         A
fuck fake hippies.
    A                  G
you kinda smell like shit.
             D        A
because real hippies,
                G
they don't wear zubie
                D             A
they don't have blackberries,
             G
so fuck fake hippies.

             D        A
so fuck fake hippies.
              G 
fuck you fake hippie
           D         A     
you stupid hippie.
               G
you shitty ass hippie,
                     D
you kinda smell like shit.

                        D         A
and i guess i mean that literally
                         G
shit stains in your zubie jeans
                     D           A  
text message in that blackberry
                   G
you stupid fucking fake hippie.

     D       A     G
fuck you, ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.
        D       A     G
oh fuck you, ew ew ew ew ew ew.
        D             A        G
fuck you suck my dick too, ew ew ew ew.
D             A     G         
suck my dick, ew ew ew ew.

   D                           A
we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.
   G                           A
we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.
   D                           A
we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.
   G                           A
we see the shit stains in your zubie jeans.

ew
ew
ew
ewwwww.