A Well it’s holiday time in the south E and we’re headed to Grandmas house With plenty of bottles of homemade wine A And cases of ice cold stout A Now all of our cousins and brothers and sisters D And all them others we know A F# We’ll all jump in and lend a hand E A When the party turns to blows [Chorus] E A So let’s all get together and fight B7 Cause you know it wouldn’t be Christmas E Without black eyes D There’s too many cooks in the kitchen A F# And too many kinfolks bickering D E A So let’s all get together and fight. [Verse] A Yea we’re setting around the Christmas tree E Getting wild and telling tales E Eating wild Turkey a deer on the grill A And oysters on the half shell A When the atmosphere starts heating up D It might be a good time to run D A F# It’s a family tradition with our wild bunch E A When Grandma throws the first punch [Chorus] E A So let’s all get together and fight B7 Cause you know it wouldn’t be Christmas E Without black eyes D There’s too many cooks in the kitchen A F# And too many kinfolks bickering D E A So let’s all get together and fight. A D A Yes, the sun shines bright in our old Kentucky home E A Where we all get together and fight.