Intro: (A) (A)

(A) Last night downtown I was drinking the booze 
Like it was going out of style 
My whole head got light 
I lost my eyesight 
I ain’t been that drunk in awhile 
(D) Along about 1 I spotted a queen 
And I started to make my move 
Aw, (A) she was believing every line I was laying 
Lord I was just too cool 
Well I (E) thought I died and gone to heaven 
But Lord did I look like a fool 
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10 
But at 10 I woke up with a (A) 2 

  Last (D) night I came in at 2 with a 10 
  But at 10 I woke up with a 2 
  I’ve got (A) 20/20 vision when I ain’t drinking 
  But lord when I get on that booze 
  I ain’t (E) never gone to bed with an ugly woman 
  But I sure woke up with a few 
  Last night I came in at 2 with a 10 
  But at 10 I woke up with a (A) 2 

Well I made up my mind 
I was never gonna find 
Myself in that condition again 
But here I sit on the same barstool 
And just look at the shape I’m in 
I done spotted me another queen 
Sitting at a table alone 
So I strolled on over and sat myself down 
And asked if I can take her home 
When she said yes, I thought I’d been blessed 
But boy did I look like a fool 
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10 
But at 10 I woke up with a 2 

Repeat Chorus

Now (E) you may laugh 
But if you’ve got the cash 
I’ll bet you 10 to 1 you have (A) too