E|----7-----5-----3-----3-----|
B|----------------------------|
G|--7---7-5---5-0---0-0---0---|
D|----------------------------| played twice per line of song
A|----------------------------|
E|----------------------------|

     D     C     G     G          <--- these are the chords.

I hate seagulls and I hate being sick
I hate burning my finger on the toaster and I hate nits
I hate fallin over
I hate grazing my knee
I hate pickin off the scab a little bit too early
I hate getting toothache
I hate when it’s a pisstake
I hate all the mistakes I make
I hate rude ignorant bastards and I hate snobbery
I hate anyone who if I was serving chips wouldn’t talk to me

this is played for the section of words below:

E|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------|
D|----0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---|
A|--2--2--2--2---3--3--3--3-------------------------------|
E|----------------------------3--3--3--3---2--2--2--2-----|

you can alternate between the two and it sound pretty nice.

E|--------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------|
D|----0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---0--0--0--0---|
A|--2--2--2--2---3--3--3--3-------------------------------|
E|----------------------------3--3--3--3---3--3--3--3-----|