G             Bb
I'm waiting at the end of your garden
 F                  G5         Ab5
Waiting for you to turn on the light
A        C                       G
I don't care if your husband's there
           A5     Bb5
I'm hidden by the night

[Chorus]

D          Bb             Am             Bb
I can't afford to buy the kind of dirty books
       F                     C
That show naked ladies with big chests
D          Bb           Am               Bb
I can't afford to pay a woman to keep we warm at night
     F                                   G
But that don't mean that I can't show no interest
Em
There's no cause for alarm
D                      C
I don't mean no harm
          A
I'm just looking
          D
I'm just hoping for a glimpse
    Bb                                        G
Of something I've never had and never will
          C
I'm just window shopping

[Verse 2]

                G             Bb
That's why I'm waiting at the end of your garden
 F                  G5          Ab5
Waiting for you to turn on the light
A        C                       G
I don't care if your husband's there
           A5      Bb5
I'm hidden by the night

[Chorus]

D          Bb     Am            Bb
I can't afford to buy the kind books
       F                     C
That show naked ladies with big chests
D          Bb           Am               Bb
I can't afford to pay a woman to keep we warm at night
     F                                   G
But that don't mean that I can't show no interest
Em
There's no cause for alarm
D                      C
I don't mean no harm
          A
I'm just looking
          D
I'm just hoping for a glimpse
    Bb                                        G
Of something I've never had and never will
          C
I'm just window shopping

[Verse 3]

                G             Bb
That's why I'm waiting at the end of your garden
 F                  G5         Ab5
Waiting for you to turn on the light
A             C                G
Please don't draw the curtains
            A5     Bb5
Or I won't sleep tonight

[Chorus]

D          Bb             Am             Bb
I can't afford to buy the kind of dirty books
       F                     C
That show naked ladies with big chests
D          Bb           Am               Bb
I can't afford to pay a woman to keep we warm at night
     F                                   G
But that don't mean that I can't show no interest
D          Bb             Am             Bb
I can't afford to buy the kind of dirty books
       F                     C
That show naked ladies with big chests
D          Bb           Am               Bb
I can't afford to pay a woman to keep we warm at night
     F                                   Db          Bb     F
But that don't mean that I can't show no interest