| G | D | C | D |
| G | D | C | G |

[Verse 1]
            G                                        D
I know I'll never find another hunk of woman like my Ann.
             C                     D
She makes me feel like a great big man.
             G                                                       D
I'm gonna go tell her momma what I think about her, say, "Thank you, ma'am,
           C                G
For giving me your daughter Ann."

[Chorus]
            C
She sure is stacked from her toes to the pretty little nape
       C
Of her neck, she's packed like a seed in a grape.
      G
She's smooth has a marble skin.
           C
When I see her I believe I'm a real big guy,
           C
And when I go to work, I think I might die,
   Am                  D
If I can't hurry home again.
                 G                                            Am
If the good Lord worked a hundred years at makin' me a female plan,
              C            D               G
I'd say, "No, thanks, Lord, I'll just keep Ann."

[Interlude]
| G | D | C | D |
| G | D | C | G |

[Verse 2]
            G                                          D
How could I ever look at any other woman when I've got Ann.
          C                      D
I feel so good when she takes my hand.
             G                                                       D
I'm gonna go tell her daddy what I think about her, say, "Thank you, man,
           C                G
For giving me your daughter Ann."

[Chorus]
            C
When I come home and feel like I've been run over
             C
By a ten-ton truck, she can rub my shoulder
    G
And ease my aches and pains.
               C
When I lose my job and I'm down to a silver dollar
      C
And I feel like a dried up gourd in a holler,
    Am                            D
She   cools my brow like a summer rain.
                 G                                      D
If the good Lord worked all night at makin' me a female plan,
              C            D               G
I'd say, "No, thanks, Lord, I'll just keep Ann."

[Instrumental]
| G | D | C | D |
| G | D | C | G |

[Outro]
            G                                        D
I know I'll never find another hunk of woman like my Ann.
             C                     D
She makes me feel like a great big man.
                 G                                            D
If the good Lord worked a hundred years at makin' me a female plan,
              C            D               G
I'd say, "No, thanks, Lord, I'll just keep Ann."
              C            D               G
I'd say, "No, thanks, Lord, I'll just keep Ann."  ... Yeah!