D
'Bout a handsome little fox
D
Let me sing you folks a yarn
     A
Hey, diddle-dee, duddle-da
                  D
Doddle-do, doodle-dum

        [Verse 2]
D
'Twas a splendid little fella
D
Full of wit and grace and charm
         A
Saaaaaay zippy-zee, zappy-za
                  D
Yappy-yo, goggle-gum
           G7
Well, like any little critter needing
D
Vittles for his little-uns
         G7
Well, he stole and he cheated
       D                       A    N.C.
And he lied just to survive...

        [Chorus]
       D
With a doodle-dum, diddle-da
D
Duddle-diddle-doodle-dum
D
With a doodle-dum, diddle-da
D
Duddle-diddle-doodle-dum

D
With a zippy-zo, zippy-zay
D
Zippy-zappy-zoopy-zee
D
With a zippy-zo, zippy-zay
D
Zippy-zappy-zoopy-zee


    A
Oh, doo-dah, doo-dah, day!

        [Verse 5]
       D
Let me take a little tick now
D
To color in the scene
D
'Cross the valley lived 3 yokels
D
Name of Boggis, Bunce and Bean

         G7
Now these 3 crazy jackies
G7
Had our hero on the run
         D
Shot the tail off the cuss
D
With a fox-shooting gun
         G7
But that stylish little fox
G7
Was clever as a whip
       D
Dug as quick as a gopher
                    A
That was hyperack-a-tayve
*do cool hand/arm movements*

        [Verse 6]
          D
Now those 3 farmers sit
D
'Twhere there's a hole 'twas once a hill
        A
Singing diddle-dee, duddle-da
                  D
Doddle-do, doodle-dum

       G7
And as far as I can reckon
        D
They're sitting up there still
        A                              N.C.
Singing zippy-zee, zappy-za, yoppy-yo...
N.C.
*stop playing at the end of this*

N.C.
[BEAN] What are you singing, Petey?

N.C.
[PETEY] Just, just making it up as I went along, really.

N.C.
[BEAN] That's just weak songwriting! You wrote a bad song, Petey!
*get cigarette flicked at you*