CEmFG
Place to rest when you get tired
(I got so many bills to pay)
CEmFG
When your own address is expired
(I tweet way too much)
CEmFG
Hell this is my fifth take of this intro
CEmFG
My dad likes to call that life, but I like to call that
[Verse 1]
CEm
White girl problems, met her back in autumn
FG
Every gift I try to give her she already got 'em
CEm
Messing with the TA, wonder what she taught him
FG
Work her way down, literally to the bottom
CEm
Where are all my best friends, I cannot ignore them
FG
Never gonna text them, I ain't too important
CEm
Look at what my dad bought, yeah it was imported
FG*
He took a second loan cause our family can't afford it, nice guy
CEm
Bound to finish last if it's a sport
FG
Call her Cee-Lo cause she crazy and her arms are kinda short
CEm
Got a traffic ticket once, but she didn't go to court
FG
And she interrupts my sessions every time that I record
CEm*
So I tell her I got so much shit up on my plate, it's a buffet
FG*
Now we out in Paris and these women look like Muzzy
CEm
Superficial she just need a Combs like puffy
FG
You don't need to go but I think you need to trust me
[Chorus]
CEmFG
Come take a drink with me forget all you know
CEmFG
You'll pay tuition I'll just live on the floor
CEmFG
I think you fly, but your friend's ugly fo sho
CEmFG
Well, come take a drink with me forget doin' we blow
[Verse 2]
CEm
White girl problems, met her at a concert
FG
Think it was Tiesto, already forgot it
CEm
Who am I to blame her, she was so obnoxious
N.C.
Got a little taste of your lips, it was toxic
CEm
We should keep in contact, okay, that is nonsense
FG
Sure I'll take your email, tell me where to jot it
CEm
Got a pen and pencil on me at all times cause I rhyme
FG*
Now I'm kinda feeling genius that I brought it
CEm
Switchup, not Black Eyed Peas but I wish I was richer
FG
Finally graduated, she majored in being mixed up
CEm
Recognize you from T.V., Yo can we please take a picture?
FG
I call you Mary-Kate cause I can't really tell the difference
CEm
It beats me, addicted to pills and Avicii
FG
The Hills used to be cool, what happened to LC
CEm
Parents moving to Florida so who's left to help me
FG
I can't but I'll write about you on my LP
[Chorus]
CEmFG
Come take a drink with me forget all you know
CEmFG
You'll pay tuition I'll just live on the floor
CEmFG
I think you fly, but your friend's ugly fo sho
CEmFG
Well, come take a drink with me forget doin' we blow
[Outro]
CEmFG
White girl problems, all over the world
CEmF
What we gonna do with these girls
G
Yo, here's some famous people that have them:
C* Em*
Taylor Swift got white girl problems
F* G*
Mandy Moore got white girl problems
C* Em*
Kobe Bryant got white girl problems
F* G*
Kanye West got white girl problems
C* Em*
Michael Phelps got white girl problems
F* G*
The cast of Friends got white girl problems
C* Em*
All of y'all got white girl problems
F* G*
Hoodie's back, it's time to solve 'em