A#
I want to tell you
           F
I might as well do
        F7                 A#
about a girl I met back in May;
            A#
Her name is Rita
               F
and you should see her
              F7                  A#
when she goes ooh wakka doo wakka day.

            A#
She's got a brother
         F
like any other
            F7                   A#
who got his nose caught inside a gate;
                    A#
and when they freed him
        F
it so relieved him
             F7                  A#
he just went ooh wakka doo wakka day.

             Dm
You wouldn't think to look at me
     Gm
that I was strong
         Cm
but underneath it all
         F
I really am;
            A#
and just to prove it why
         Gm
only the other day
           G#                 C - Dm - D# - F
i picked a needle up with one hand

          A#
Now up in Bradford,
             F
a chap named Radford
             F7              A#
while taking part in a local play -
         A#
was intercepted
            F
and then suspected
         F7                  A#
of going ooh wakka doo wakka day-ay-ay-ay.

A#                D#m
Who's that lady I saw you with ?
G#              C#
It was not your wife
   A#              D#m 
it looked to me suspiciously.
     F#                        F
Like someone I have never seen before in my life.


            Dm
It's not surprising
                 Gm
when you come to think of it
             Cm
just what it is
                  F
that makes people swear.
         A#
you only have to sing
      Gm
about bleepin' thing
                G#
and there'll be bleeping
               C - Dm - Cm - F
ev'ry bleeping where.

           A#
Now if you love me
           F
you're not above me
       F7                    A#
if you don't well what can I say;
             A#            
except we'll see when 
            F
you come to tea then 
           F7            
you can go ooh wakka doo wakka 
D#m
ooh wakka doo wakka 
Cm        F         F#    A#
ooh wakka doo-wakka day.