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[Verse 1]
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There were four old whores from Baltimore,
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Drinking the blood red wine,
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And all the conversation was,
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“Yours is smaller than mine.”


[Chorus]
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Through me roly, poly, tickle my hole-y,
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Smell of my slimy slough,
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And drag your nuts across me guts,
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I’m one of the whorey crew.


[Verse 2]
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“You’re a liar,” said the first whore,
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“Mine’s as big as the air,
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The birds fly in, the birds fly out,
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And never touch a hair.”


[Chorus]
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Through me roly, poly, tickle my hole-y,
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Smell of my slimy slough,
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And drag your nuts across me guts,
    Bb         C       G
I’m one of the whorey crew.


[Verse 3]
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“You’re a liar.” said the second,
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“Mine’s as big as the sea,
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The ship sails in, the ship sails out,
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Never troubles me.”


[Chorus]
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Through me roly, poly, tickle my hole-y,
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Smell of my slimy slough,
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And drag your nuts across me guts,
    Bb         C       G
I’m one of the whorey crew.


[Verse 4]
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“You’re a liar,” said the third whore,
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“Mine’s as big as the moon,
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The men jump in, the men jump out,
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Never touch the womb.”


[Chorus]
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Through me roly, poly, tickle my hole-y,
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Smell of my slimy slough,
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And drag your nuts across me guts,
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I’m one of the whorey crew.


[Verse 5]
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Swab your decks, me hearties,
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Slice them up with pride,
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Light your oars, you sons of whores,
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Yours is smaller than mine.


[Verse 6]
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“You’re a liar,” said the last whore,
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“Mine’s the biggest of all,
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The fleet sailed in on the first of June,
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And didn’t come back till Fall.”


[Chorus]
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Through me roly, poly, tickle my hole-y,
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Smell of my slimy slough,
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And drag your nuts across me guts,
    Bb         C       G
I’m one of the whorey crew.


[Chorus]
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Through me roly, poly, tickle my hole-y,
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Smell of my slimy slough,
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And drag your nuts across me guts,
    Bb         C       G
I’m one of the whorey crew.


[Chorus]
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Through me roly, poly, tickle my hole-y,
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Smell of my slimy slough,
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And drag your nuts across me guts,
    Bb         C       G
I’m one of the whorey crew.


[Chorus]
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Through me roly, poly, tickle my hole-y,
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Smell of my slimy slough,
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And drag your nuts across me guts,
    Bb         C       G
I’m one of the whorey crew.


[Chorus]
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Through me roly, poly, tickle my hole-y,
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Smell of my slimy slough,
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And drag your nuts across me guts,
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I’m one of the whorey crew.


[Chorus]
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Through me roly, poly, tickle my hole-y,
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Smell of my slimy slough,
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And drag your nuts across me guts,
    Bb         C       G
I’m one of the whorey crew.


[Outro]
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Through me roly, poly, tickle my hole-y,
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Smell of my slimy slough,
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