Ziltoid!
Ziltoid, Ziltoid!
Ziltoid, the Omniscient!
Ziltoid, Ziltoid!
Ziltoid! (Yeeessss)
The Omniscient!

Ziltoid:
Greetings, humans.
I'm Ziltoid, the omniscient.
I've come far from across the omniverse.
You shall fetch me your universe's ultimate cup of coffee: black.
You have five Earth minutes.
Make it perfect!