Am
Walking this morning, what did I see?
Am
I saw a leaf drop out of a tree!
Am
Walking along after dark,
Am
All kind of changes going on in the park
AmF
I'm saying yeah
"I've just got a bag of sand out of the van" (1:51)
Am
It was a gorgeous day
Em
Everything's going my way
DmAm
I am a man, with some sand in my van
Am
I don't know what to do
Em
How do may this stay through
DmAm
Gotta get it out of my van, if I can
"I'm counting screws for kitchen handles" (2:50)
CAm
Good morning, how are youse?
CAm
How your socks? How your shoes?
CAm
You listening to jazz, what did you choose?
F
Oh me?
GC
I'm counting screws!
"I need to buy a new toothbrush, 'cause my bristles are flat" (3:52)
(Intro) G
Ha!
G
Walking down the street
C
Get a lot of wolf whistles
G
Gotta find someone to week
C
Gotta buy some new bristles
"Today I'm gonna walk to the postbox, I'm post about... 10 letters?" (4:42)
CAmCAm
Yeah, all right now, c'mon everybody, haha so right now
CAm
Just walking along, to singing my new song
F
Here we go...
CAm
Hey I wanna contact, wanna contact my friend
CAm
I got some letters that I've just got to send
FC
I got another nine people, that I want to call
Am
I got to write to them all
FG
Writing to my friends, writing to my friends ...
CAm
Letter writing never ends
CAm
Don't want to write them on my computer
"Plucking my eyebrows" (6:54)
AmF
My wife said: Tom you look so scary,
AmF
Don't wanna be rude, but your eyebrows a little bit hairy
AmF
I ain't the problem, don't blame it on me!
DmG
They grow much longer, you gonna struggle to see!
AmF
So pluck 'em out, that's what this song's about
DmG
Can you borrow my tweezers? Yeah you can, no doubt
AmF
Cause some plucking my eyebrows out, that's what my days about
DmG
Oh got your permission, to improve your vision
AmF
Said Tom beware, of excess bodily hair
DmG
Cause soon you gonna scare all children!