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                             500 Channels acoustic - Choking Victim
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Tabbed by: Eddie
Tuning: Standard

Intro: C G Am F X2

C            G    
500 channels of a day-dream stimulation
Am                         F
helps me to resent my life and raise my expectations.
C                   G
Locked into re-runs, your memories repeating,
Am                  F
and all your ideals seem so self defeating.
C                 G
For you and yours, the pepsi generation,
Am                         F
and when you're discontent, you change the T.V. station,
C                           G
And when you hate your life, no qualtities redeeming,
Am                           F
a million brainwashed zombies will always be heard screaming...

C             G
And when there is no hope,
Am                    F
"I'll smoke some crack, I'll shoot some dope!"
C          G
When theres no enemies,
Am             F
"I sit and stare at my T.V.
C        G
and in my ignorance,
Am               F
I'll be a slave and sycophant!"

C                      G  
And in a perfect world devoid of all temptations,
Am                        F
the good leftover crizack could unite the nations.
C                        G  
But now the war machines are mapping our destructions
Am                        F
with poisons over flowing in the chemical seductions.

C             G
And when there is no hope,
Am                    F
"I'll smoke some crack, I'll shoot some dope!"
C          G
When theres no enemies,
Am             F
"I sit and stare at my T.V.
C        G
and in my ignorance,
Am               F
I'll be a slave and sycophant!"

C                  G   
With my credit and my bank,
Am                F
my mind will draw a blank.
C              G
I'll block out history,
Am              F
and stare at my T.V.
C               G
For me there is no way.
Am           F                   C
500 channels waste my life away, away...