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[Verse 1]
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Exhibit F, the reporters said
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loved you to death after the watershed.
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Between the Open University and closedown you were dead.
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[Verse 2]
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He's warmed your cockles with his magic tricks,
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glasses, bottles, bottles, filter tips,
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John Player Special Number 666
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[Verse 3]
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Exhibit G from the family firm,
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his bride to be taking twisted turns
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to give you French kisses and Chinese burns.
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[Bridge]
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You see, she'd had a skinful and she couldn't stop
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like a pitbull in a China shop.
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And all the King's social workers, the ghurkas and the cops.
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Somehow, couldn't love you back to life again now.
[Interlude]
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[Verse 3]
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A black eye for a black eye, a chipped tooth for a chipped tooth,
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a fraction of a half life, some housework and some home truths.
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And nothing but the home truth, nothing but the home truth,
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nothing but the home truth.
[Chorus]
GBm/F#EmEm
And it's goodbye Ruby Tuesday,
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come home, you silly cow.
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We've baked a cake and your friends are waiting
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and David Icke says he'd like to show us how
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to love you back to life again now.
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[Chorus]
GBmEmEm
Goodbye Ruby Tuesday,
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come home, you silly cow.
GBmEmEm
We've baked a cake and your friends are waiting,
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... waiting... waiting... AND DAVID ICKE SAYS!
[Chorus]
GBm/F#EmEm
Goodbye Ruby Tuesday,
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come home, you silly cow.
GBm/F#EmEm
We've baked a cake and your friends are waiting
GBm/F#EmEm
and David Icke says
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goodbye, you silly
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cow.
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Come home, come home,
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come home, come home.
[Verse 3] (Reprise)
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A black eye for a black eye, a chipped tooth for a chipped tooth,
GDEmEm
a fraction of a half life, some housework and some home truths.
GDEmEm
And nothing but the home truth, nothing but the home truth,
GDEmEm
nothing but the home truth, nothing but the home truth.