Em = 022000   B7 = x21202

To add interest you could alternate the bass notes
of the chords, Em to Em/B, and B7 to B7/F# ...

Em   = xx2000   B7    = x24242 or x21202
Em/B = x22000   B7/F# = 224242 or 2x1202

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[Intro]
B7     Em                        B7
   ||: /  /  /  / | /  /  /  / | /  /  /  / | /  /  /  / :||

[Verse 1]
Em
Baby, pass the aspirin, something's got to work,
   B7
I know I did it to myself, but, man, oh, man, it hurts,
       Em
That second last Martini, the one that went down real smooth,
B7
Set me on a bender, with nothing left to lose!

[Verse 2]
Em                              B7
E|---| just can't apologise, for...  what I did to myself,
   Em                           B7
My bed's--- an ocean liner, and I can't call for help!

[Chorus]
      Em
||:  Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch,
      Em
The girls got going, and we had a munch,
    B7
I promise on a dime, it's the last time...
         B7
...I'll ever have a liquid lunch! :|| [x2]

   Em
|  /  /  /  /  |  /  /  /  /  |

[Verse 3]
   Em
I think I've got the symptoms, and none of them will leave,
      B7
They think that it's a party to laugh at all my grief,
    Em
It must have been a doozy, I had two hundred dreams,
    B7
At least I found my pillow, 'cause I can't find my keys!

[Verse 4]
Em                        B7
E|t's---| hard to remember...   all of the events,
Em
But--- I must have paid the tab, 
        B7
'Cause all that's left is fifty cents!

[Chorus]
      Em
||:  Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch,
      Em
The girls got going, and we had a munch,
    B7
I promise on a dime, it's the last time...
         B7
...I'll ever have a liquid lunch! :|| [x2]

   Em
|  /  /  /  /  |  /  /  /  /  |

[Verse 5]
 Em
Maybe I can call the pharmacy,
  B7
They'll bring something up, something up 'tout suite',
 Em                          B7
Some exotic... medicine, to cure my every ill,
      B7
With some kind of magic pill!

[Verse 6]
Em                              B7
E|---| just can't apologise, for...  what I did to myself,
   Em                           B7
My bed's--- an ocean liner, and I can't call for help!

[Break]
     Em                        B7
||:  /  /  /  / | /  /  /  / | /  /  /  / | /  /  /  / :||[x4]

[Chorus]
      Em
||:  Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch,
      Em
The girls got going, and we had a munch,
    B7
I promise on a dime, it's the last time...
         B7
...I'll ever have a liquid lunch! :|| [x4]