F                    Dm7
What do you get when you fall in love?
   Bb                Gm7
A girl with a pin to burst your bubble
Am7                     D11      D7
That's what you get for all your trouble
Gm7  C7                 Bb7  F
I'll never fall in love again 
Bbmaj7   C7                 F
I'll   never fall in love again


F                        Dm7
What do you get when you kiss a girl
    Bb                  Gm7
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
Am7                  D11   D7
After you do, she'll never phone ya
Gm7   C7                Bb7  F
I'll never fall in love again 
Bbmaj7   C7                   F
I'll     never fall in love again


 F                       C11   F
Don't tell me what it's all about
        C11                    F
'cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm not
 Am
Out of those chains those chains that bind you
 G7              C7
That is why I'm here to remind you


 F                        Dm7
What do you get when you fall in love?
    Bb                Gm7
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
Am7               D11    D7
So far at least until tomorrow
Gm7  C7                 Bb7  F
I'll never fall in love again 


Bbmaj7  C7            C11   F
I'll    never fall in love again