D             D7             G              D
I really do appreciate the fact you're sittin' here
D                  G
Your voice sounds so wonderful
E7                  A7
But your face don't look too clear
 G                          D
Barmaid, bring a pitcher another round o' brew
   G                A          D        D7
Honey, why don't we get drunk an' screw?

[Chorus]
G               A          D
Why don't we get drunk and screw?
E7                             A7
I just bought a waterbed filled up for me and you.
G
They say you are a snuff queen,
 D
Honey I don't think that's true.
G               A          D
So,  why don't we get drunk and screw.
Dsus D G A D

[Chorus]
G               A          D
So shy don't we get drunk an' screw?
E7                             A7
We came all the way to Boston and Fenway, so what else really is there  to do?
G                                      D
Maybe sail on down to the Black Dog, have a shot of tequila or two
G               A          D
Why don't we get drunk an' screw?
G               A          D
Why don't we get drunk an' screw?
G               A          D
Why don't we get drunk an' screw?


(Sweet Caroline horns)
C#m C#m F#

B       G#m
Hands, touching hands
F#                E         F#
Reaching out, touching me, touching you
B      E
Sweet Caroline
C#m                 E       F#
Good times never looked so good (so good, so good, so good)
B      E
I'd be inclined
C#m                 E       F#
To believe they never would

B      E
Sweet Caroline
C#m                 E       F#
Good times never were so good (so good, so good, so good)
B      E
I'd be inclined
       C#m          E       F#
To believe they never would

[Chorus]
E                F#         B
Why don't we get drunk an' screw?
E                F#         B
Why don't we get drunk an' screw?
E                F#         B
Why don't we get drunk an' screw?