C          F
I guess it all blew up in Missoula
           C      G7    C
There just was no other way
      F                                C       G7     C
After months of goin' crazy, there was nothin' left to say
            Am
But when the dust had finally settled
       D7
And the air had quickly cleared
      F                  G7               C     C7
Whoa, things were better off than I had feared

Chorus:
              F                    C
     (And I,)   Miss you so badly,   girl I love you madly
   G                                 C            C7
     Feelin' so sad now since I been gone, gone, gone
   F                         C
     It gets quite confusin',  it seems that I'm loosin'
   G                                     C
     Track of the long days since I been home

C                              F
We're stayin' in a Holiday Inn full of surgeons
        C               G7     C
I guess they meet there once a year
     F                    
They exchange physician's stories
         C        G7     C
And get drunk on Tuborg beer
            Am
And they're off to catch a stripper
           D7
With their eyes glued to her "G"
    F                          G7                   C       C7
But I don't think that I would ever let 'em cut on me

Chorus:
              F                  C
     (And I,) Miss you so badly, girl I love you madly
     G                                C                      C7
     I think I've been had though for stayin' so long, long, long
                   F                       C
     And I'm, just watchin' the Gong Show, waitin' for Zorro
     G                                 C
     Losin' the long days since I been home

(Solo)
C       F
I got a head full of feelin' higher
       C           G7       C
And an ear full of Patsy Cline
              F             
There is just no one who can touch her
           C       G7    C
Hell, I'll hang on every line
Am                                    D7
Oh, crazy how things happen, it's incredible but true
    F                   G                C       C7
The longer I'm gone the closer I feel to you

Chorus:
               F                   C
     (And I,)  Miss you so badly,  girl I love you madly
    G                                       C           C7
     I'm feelin' so glad just to be headin' home, home, home
                F                         C
     I've been, battlin' motel maids, and chewin' on Rolaids
     G                             C
     Countin' the hours till I get home
                  G                             C
     Whoa I been, countin' the hours till I get home