Intro --- --- --- --- -8- -6- Verse (palm muted) E|---------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------| -7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-11-11-11-11-11-11-11-11- E|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--| Verse Ending 1 E|-----------------| B|-----------------| G|-----------------| D|-----------------| A|-11--11-14--14-9-| E|-9---9--12--12-7-| Verse Ending 2 E|-----------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------| -11-11-11-11-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9- E|-9--9--9--9--7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-| Pre Chorus 1 E|------------------------------| B|------------------------------| G|------------------------------| D|------------------------------| A|-14--14-14-11--11-11-7--7-7-9-| E|-12--12-12-9---9--9--5--5-5-7-| Pre Chorus 2 E|-----------------------------------| --- B|-----------------------------------| --- G|-----------------------------------| --- D|-----------------------------------| --- A|-14--14-14-11--11-11-7--7-7-9--9-9-| -6-x16 E|-12--12-12-9---9--9--5--5-5-7--7-7-| -4- Chorus E|----| --- ---- --- B|----| --- ---- --- G|----| --- ---- --- D|----| --- ---- --- -14-x16 -9-x16 -14-x16 -9-x16 -12- -7- -12- -7- Bridge 1 Make sure you listen to the song to get the timing down right, or this won't sound right. E|-----------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------| A|-14-14--14-14-14-14-16/14-16/14-11--11-11-11-11-11-11-9-7--| E|-12-12--12-12-12-12-14/12-14/12-9---9--9--9--9--9--9--7-5--| E|--------------------------------| B|--------------------------------| G|--------------------------------| D|--------------------------------| A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-8-9--9-9-9-9-7-6-4-| E|-5-5-5-5-5-5-6-7--7-7-7-7-5-4-2-| Bridge 2 "Chicks..dig guys that are queer..." This is all palm muted. E|----| --- ---- ---- --- ---- --- ---- B|----| --- ---- ---- --- ---- --- ---- G|----| --- ---- ---- --- ---- --- ---- D|----| --- ---- ---- --- ---- --- ---- -11-x16 -9-x16 -11-x16 -14-x8 -9-x8 -11-x16 -9-x16 -11-x16 E|-9--| -7- -9-- -12- -7- -9-- -7- -9-- Outro There are 3 parts to the outro... here they are separately... Part 1 "See I'm not queer I'm too ugly!" E|---------------------| B|---------------------| G|---------------------| D|---------------------| -14-14-14-14-9-9-9-9- -12-12-12-12-7-7-7-7- "Uglyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!..." E|------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------| A|-14-14-x-14-14-14-14--14-14-x-14-14-14-14-| E|-12-12-x-12-12-12-12--12-12-x-12-12-12-12-| "And I don't shave my hiney!..." --- ---- --- ---- --- ---- --- ---- -9-x16 -11-x16 -7- -9-- *********** *Tab Order* *********** Intro Verse Verse Ending 1 Verse Verse Ending 2 Pre Chorus 1 Chorus Verse Verse Ending 1 Verse Verse Ending 2 Pre Chorus 2 Verse Verse Ending 1 Verse Verse Ending 2 Pre Chorus 1 Chorus Verse Verse Ending 1 Verse Verse Ending 2 Pre Chorus 1 Bridge 1 Verse Verse Ending 1 Verse Verse Ending 2 Pre Chorus 1 Bridge 2 Outro