B5  C#5  E5  Em  F#5  G#5
E|----------------------------|
B|----------------------------|
G|--4----6---9----------------|
D|--4----6---9---2----4---6---|
A|--2----4---7---2----4---6---|
E|---------------0----2---4---|


Play B5 12 times


            B5              F#5                        Em
Yeah My Girlfriend Takes Me Home When I'm Too Drunk To Drive
         B5             C#5            E5
And She doesn't Get All Jealous When I Hang Out With The Guys
    B5                F#5               Em 
She Laughs At My Dumb Jokes When No One Does
              B5                C#5           E5
She Brings Me Mexican Food From Sombrero Just Because
          B5
Yeah Just Because.


            B5             F#5        Em
Yeah My Girlfriend Likes U.L And D.H.C
            B5                C#5           E5
And She's So Smart And Independent, I Don't Think She Needs Me.
      B5                F#5         Em 
Quite Half As Much As I Know I Need Her.
         B5              C#5     E5
I Wonder Why There's Not Another Guy That She'd Prefer.


    F#5                     Em                          B5
And When I Feel Like Giving Up Like My World Is Falling Down
       F#5              C#5
I Show Up At 3am, She's Still Up Watching Vacation
      Em
And I See Her Pretty Face, It Takes Me Away To A Better Place And...



B5                    F#5                   Em
Know That Everything, Know That Everything, Know That Everything
G#5          F#5
Everything's Gonna be Fine!


           B5           F#5                    Em
And My Girlfriend Takes Collect Calls From the Road
       B5                  C#5         E5
And It Doesn't Seem To Matter That I'm Lacking In The Bulge
   B5                F#5               Em 
She Laughs At My Dumb Jokes When No One Does
              B5                C#5           E5
She Brings Me Mexican Food From Sombrero Just Because


   F#5                     Em                          B5
And When I Feel Like Giving Up Like My World Is Falling Down
       F#5              C#5
I Show Up At 3am, She's Still Up Watching Vacation
      Em
And I See Her Pretty Face, It Takes Me Away To A Better Place And...




B5                    F#5                   Em
Know That Everything, Know That Everything, Know That Everything
G#5          F#5
Everything's Gonna be Fine!


B5                    F#5                   Em
Know That Everything, Know That Everything, Know That Everything
G#5          F#5
Everything's Gonna be Fine!