G E7 G (kazoo) do do do do do do do do [Verse 1] G I'll make a shoehorn outta your shin I'll make a lampshade of durable skin E7 And oh, don't you know that I'm always feelin able When I'm sitting home here carving out your navel G I'm just sitting here carving out your navel [Chorus] C B7 C When will I realize that this skin I'm in B7 Hey, it isn't mine C B7 C B7 E7 And when will the thrill be to much meat for me to hide on [Verse 2] G Hey, I could use a couple of hands To complete one hell of a plant stand E7 Oh, and don't you know that I'm caught here in the middle Makin ribcages into coffee tables oh,oh G I'm just a makin them into coffee tables [Chorus] C B7 C And when will I realize that this skin I'm in B7 Hey, it isn't mine C B7 C B7 E7 And when will the thrill be to much meat for me to hide ,anymore C Oh, because you know I can't hide B and oh how hard I tried D G But this is just the shape I'm in Em And though you know I can't hide Am And oh how hard I tried C D G But this is just the shape I'm in