Ab
Miss Mary Mac, Mac, Mac
Ab
All dressed in black, black, black
Ab
With silver buttons, buttons, buttons
Ab
All down her back, back, back
Ab
She asked her mom, mom, mom
Ab
For 15 cents, cents, cents
Ab
To see the elephants, elephants, elephants
Ab
They jumped the fence, fence, fence
Ab
They reached the sky, sky, sky
Ab
And never came back, back, back
Ab
Till the 4th of July, lie, LIAR!

[Verse]

F                  Bb
I'm sorry that I'm getting chubby
F            Bb
And I cannot always be happy for you
F                      Bb
And I am not some lame sorority queen
F                          Bb
Taking you home to meet my daddy

[Chorus]
C
You collect your trust funds baby
C             F
And I'll be a whore
C                       F
And we'll pretend we're just the same but
C
I know, I know, I know, I know
F
I know that I
Bb
I am hiding
F                               Bb
The you I show to you is just a lie

[Post-Chorus]
Bb  F
You take what you want
F                Bb
You get what you take
Bb
You take what you want
Bb
You get what you take
F
But I've got something, man
F         Bb
That your fucking money cannot buy

[Bridge]
C         Db                          F
You never know, never know, never know what
F                           Db    Eb
You never know, never know, never know what
C                                 F
You wanna take but you can't have it
Cm                                  F    Bb   Eb   F  Bb
You don't know what it's like to be alive

[Outro]
C
I could scream the truth if I wanted
C
Right through your lies
C
But your baseball bat wounds, razormouth
C                                F
Carve your initials bloody in my thighs