G     D         C     G     D           C

G     D              C
If I had a million dollars
  C                 G
(If I had a million dollars)
G    D         C
I'd buy you a house
 C                 G
(I would buy you a house)
G     D              C
If I had a million dollars
  C                   G
(If I had a million dollars)
G            D                  C
I'd buy you furniture for your house
 C             D                 G
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
G     D              C
If I had a million dollars
 C                   G
(If I had a million dollars)
G    D         C
I'd buy you a K-car
  C                G
(A nice reliant automobile)
G     D              C                     D
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love


C     D             G
If I had a million dollars,
             Em               C
We'd build a tree fort in our yard
C     D             G
If I had a million dollars,
          Em                       C
You could help it wouldn't be that hard
C     D             G
If I had a million dollars,
         Em                     C
We could put a little tiny fridgerator in there
(We could keep snacks and beverages)


G     D              C
If I had a million dollars
  C                   G
(If I had a million dollars)
G     D              C
I'd buy you a fur coat
 C                  D           G
(but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
G     D              C
If I had a million dollars
C                   G
(If I had a million dollars)
G     D              C
I'd buy you an exotic pet
C                   G
(Like a llama or an emu)
G     D              C
If I had a million dollars
C                    G
(If I had a million dollars)
G     D              C
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
 C                       G
(All them crazy elephant bones)
G     D              C                   D
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love


C     D             G
If I had a million dollars,
            Em                  C
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
C     D             G
If I had a million dollars,
            Em                C
We'd take a limosine cause it costs more
C     D             G
If I had a million dollars,
            Em                C
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
(but we would. We'd just eat more)


G     D              C
If I had a million dollars
C                   G
(If I had a million dollars)
G     D              C
I'd buy you a green dress
C                     D             G
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
G     D              C
If I had a million dollars
                    G
(If I had a million dollars)
G     D              C
I'd buy you some art
C                  G
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
G     D              C
If I had a million dollars
C                   G
(If I had a million dollars)
G     D       C
I'd buy you a monkey
C                            G
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
G     D              C                   D
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy your love


C     D             G
If I had a million dollars,
           Em               C
If I had a million dollars
C     D             G
If I had a million dollars,
           Em                   C
If I had a million dollars
C     D            G D Em D C
If I had a million dollars,
D         G
I'd be rich