Cm Cm/Eb G7 Cm
Cm Cm/Eb G7
Cm Cm/Eb G7 Ab G

[Verse 1]
Cm              Cm/Eb
Traveling in circles
     G7               Cm
The world's a sinking oyster
       Cm             Cm/Eb       G7
And my bed's become unfathomably white

    Cm                            Cm/Eb
Oh, working, working, working, working
 G7               Ab
Dream about the cloister
       Ab7                         G7   Cm
And occasionally get out to see the sunshine

           Cm              Cm/Eb
Oh, then I see him at a distance
       G7         Cm
He is devilishly handsome
        Cm            Cm/Eb     G7
He is charming and impeccably dressed

           Ab               Cm/Eb
He has a little black bag with him
           G7          Ab
And what's in it isn't certain
         Ab7             G7        Cm
But I'm going to take an educated guess

          Cm              Cm/Eb
Oh, I'm starting to feel faint
        G7        Cm
Like a lady in a movie
     Cm            Cm/Eb           G7
Oh, someone fetch ammonia and some towels

            Ab            Cm/Eb
Oh, but it needs to be administered
      G7           Ab
By a fella who is registered
Ab7         G7            Cm
Is there a doctor in the house?


[Chorus]
       Cm                    G7
Doctor Oz, Doctor Oz, Doctor Oz, Doctor Oz
       Ab7                   G7
Doctor Oz, Doctor Oz, Doctor Oz
 Ab7               G7              Cm
Show me how they treat you in the South


[Verse 2]
               Cm              Cm/Eb
You call this arctic bullshit summer?
       G7              Cm
It's a sad excuse for weather
       Cm               Cm/Eb          G7
And I want to crawl and live inside the couch

           Cm               Cm/Eb
Oh, but despite the bitter chills
         G7           Ab
And the difficultly breathing
           Ab7                      G7
There's a fire in my stomach and it won't go out

           Cm              Cm/Eb
Until I'm traveling in circles
         G7               Cm
And the world's a sinking oyster
       Cm             Cm/Eb       G7
And my bed's become unfathomably white

    Cm                            Cm/Eb
Oh, working, working, working, working
 G7               Ab
Dream about the cloister
       Ab7                          G7  Cm
And occasionally get out to see the sunshine

 Cm             Cm/Eb
Could it be an illness
         G7               Ab
I've contracted from the business?
     Cm             Cm/Eb         G7
And could it be transmittable by mouth?

     Ab                 Cm/Eb
Oh, you my friends are witness
      G7               Ab
As I try to kick the sickness
Ab7            G7          Cm
Is there a doctor in the house?


[Chorus]
Cm                           G7
Doctor Oz, Doctor Oz, Doctor Oz Doctor Oz
       Ab7                   G7
Doctor Oz, Doctor Oz, Doctor Oz
Ab7              G7          Cdim7
Show me how you do it in the South