DA
They told me I was lucky,
BmG
To have my chance with you.
DA
Now last year's summer romance,
BmG
Is this year's winter blues.
DA
I treated you so nicely,
BmG
To jewelery and champagne.
DA
But you left me empty handed, yeah,
Bm G / let it ring
You left me feeling play- ay ay - ed.
DA
Now I hope you're happy with yourself
BmG
'Cause I'm not laughing
D
Don't you think it's kind of
ABmG
Crappy what you did this holiday?
D
When I gave you my heart,
A
You ripped it apart
BmG
Like wrapping paper trash.
D
So I wrote you a song
ABm
Hope that you sing along and it goes,
G
"Merry Christmas, kiss my ass."
DA
They say I'm losing my mind,
BmG
I thought that for a while.
DA
I teared down decorations,
BmG
They remind me of your smile.
DA
I hate that mistletoe,
BmG
It makes me think of our first kiss.
DA
You bit my lip, you pulled me close,
Bm G / let it ring
Then you taught me how to quit.
DA
Now I hope you're happy with yourself
BmG
'Cause I'm not laughing
D
Don't you think it's kind of
ABmG
Crappy what you did this holiday?
D
When I gave you my heart,
A
You ripped it apart
BmG
Like wrapping paper trash.
D
So I wrote you a song
ABm
Hope that you sing along and it goes,
G
"Merry Christmas, kiss my ass."
Bm
So sick of calling,
G
You won't telephone me.
DA
No, f**k you, girl I'm going out.
Bm
I gave you my all,
G
But our love hit a wall,
DA
Now, I'm jingle belling and everyone's yelling
BmG
We'll drink 'til the bars shut us down.
DA
Ain't that just what Christmas is all about?
DA
Now I hope you're happy with yourself
BmG
'Cause I'm not laughing
DA
Don't you think it's so damn trashy
BmG
What you did this holiday?
D
I gave you my heart,
A
You ripped it apart
BmG
Like wrapping paper trash.
D
So I wrote you a song
A
Hope that you sing along,
Bm
Here it goes,
G G /strum once D /let it ring
"Merry Christmas, kiss my ass."