Bb C
Gm Eb F (x3)
Bb C D

[Verse]
Gm
 It's three years to the very day
Eb                              Bb
 Since a pirate captain said to me

"Hey lad, come join our crew
  F                 D
Adventure and glory waits for you!"

Gm
 I took his words as gold
Eb
 Set sail for quests untold
       Bb
With a bottle of rum in my hand
  D
I dreamed of wealth and foreign lands!

[Instrumental]
Eb F C D

[Chorus]
Gm
Hey! You're banjaxed!
Bb
Hey! You're screwed!
F             C
 And death is coming for you!
Gm                    Bb
Trapped on an island, lost at sea!
F                    C
 Shipwrecked, you'll cease to be!

Gm
Hey! You're banjaxed!
Bb
Hey! You're screwed!
F             C
 And death is coming for you!
Gm                    Bb
Trapped on an island, lost at sea!
F                  C
 Shipwrecked, your destiny!

[Instrumental]
Gm Eb F (x3)
Bb C
Gm Eb F (x3)
Bb C D

[Verse]
Gm
 On the sixteenth night at sea
Eb                             Bb
 In the depths of toil and misery

We struck a hidden reef
F               D
 And our ship began to sink beneath

Gm
 I grabbed some drifting wood
Eb
And held on as long as I could
       Bb
'Til I landed on a desert isle
        D
Now I'm stuck here 'til the day I die!

[Instrumental]
Eb F C D

[Chorus]
Gm
Hey! You're banjaxed!
Bb
Hey! You're screwed!
F             C
 And death is coming for you!
Gm                    Bb
Trapped on an island, lost at sea!
F                    C
 Shipwrecked, you'll cease to be!

Gm
Hey! You're banjaxed!
Bb
Hey! You're screwed!
F             C
 And death is coming for you!
Gm                    Bb
Trapped on an island, lost at sea!
F                  C
 Shipwrecked, your destiny!

[Interlude]
Gm              Gm F C
  Shipwrecked!
Gm
  Shipwrecked!
Gm F     C        Gm
     Get drunk or die!
               Gm F C
  Shipwrecked!
Gm
  Shipwrecked!
Gm F     C        Gm
     Get drunk or die!

[Instrumental]
Gm Eb F (x3)
Bb C
Gm Eb F (x3)
Bb C D

[Chorus]
Gm
Hey! You're banjaxed!
Bb
Hey! You're screwed!
F             C
 And death is coming for you!
Gm                    Bb
Trapped on an island, lost at sea!
F                    C
 Shipwrecked, you'll cease to be!

Gm
Hey! You're banjaxed!
Bb
Hey! You're screwed!
F             C
 And death is coming for you!
Gm                    Bb
Trapped on an island, lost at sea!
F
 Shipwrecked, your destiny!

[Outro]
Gm Eb F (x3)
Bb C
Gm Eb F (x3)
Bb C D Gm