A7 Bb7 A7 Bb7 A7 Bb7 A7 D7 Eb7 D7 A7 Bb7 A7 E7 Eb7 D7 A7 E7 [Verse 1] A7 (Spoken) This number's bein' especially played and dedicated to all of the women A7 from all of the men. You see, you girls, had a A7 Bb7 A7 good thing goin' but we hip to ya now. You take two or three pieces and go down to the laundromat. D7 Eb7 D7 An' take ya eight hours to wash 'em. No good! We gonna buy you A7 Bb7 washers and dryers and we're gonna put ya at home in the basement A7 and we gonna kick the door down that goes to the basement E7 Eb7 D7 while we can hear the washer when it stop. And baby, baby, baby, when that washer stop you better be A7 E7 though or you better have a darn good explanation! [Verse 2] A7 'Cause you gonna get whoopped all on the toenails, A7 we're gonna raise your eyelashes and whoop you some and if you A7 Bb7 run fast enough we're gonna whup ya on the bottom of the feet. A7 Ain't that right men? Speak up for yourself! (yeah, yeah) D7 Eb7 There will be no more goin' to the laundromat puttin' your clothes in there D7 and gettin' your girlfriend keep her eye on it A7 Bb7 while you step out the back door you better take A7 my advise: you might need it on your vacation this summer. E7 Eb7 D7 A7 E7 I'd hate to see ya come up with a leg screwed off or a eye punched out. Yeah!Whoa! yeah, yeah! [Guitar Solo 1] A7 Bb7 A7 A7 Bb7 A7 D7 Eb7 D7 A7 Bb7 A7 E7 Eb7 D7 A7 E7 [Guitar Solo 2] A7 Bb7 A7 A7 Bb7 A7 D7 Eb7 D7 A7 Bb7 A7 E7 Eb7 D7 A7 E7 [Verse 3] A7 A7 I know you don't know it babe (yeah, yeah, yeah) but things look bad for you. A7 Bb7 A7 Hey, I know youn don't D7 Eb7 D7 know it, babe, but I'm gonna keep a close eye on you A7 Bb7 A7 Well, ev'ry E7 Eb7 D7 time you go to the laundromat, baby, I want you to know, I want you to know that I'll be there too! [Outro] A7 A7/C# D7 D#dim7 E7 A Bb7 A N.C. N.C. Woo!