F
I was a sexy little viper ruin
In the corner of a King Tut tomb
                           Dm    Bb
When the hate train started
             F
Going choo choo.
F
I was a rat on a burning ship
When we sunk, our fire got put out.
                                 Dm   Bb
It was just like the great plague,
                        C    
It's like the birth of underwear.

[Verse]
Bb              C
Hey dude I hate everything you do
F                             Dm
But I’m trying really hard to not hate you
Bb               C                     F
Hating you won’t make you suck any less
F
I was a wheel in a war machine
Now I’m a toilet in a restaurant
                        Bb   C 
Somebody’s gotta do it
               F
I know my place
F
I was a baby killing Cadillac

Now I’m a drug induced heart attack
                     Dm   Bb  
Somebody’s gotta do it
               C
I know my place
Bb              C
Hey dude I hate everything you do
F                             Dm
But I’m trying really hard to not hate you
Bb               C                     F
Hating you won’t make you suck any less
G
Have you ever wanted to be
Bb
Have you ever wanted wanted to see
        F              F#
Someone better, in the mirror
G                
Have you ever wanted to go
Bb
Have you ever wanted to know
          F                  A
Somewhere greener, somewhere cleaner
      Dm                 C            Bb    F E F
I bet you got something beautiful in mind
F
They’re gonna beat me till I’m black and blue

Give me a kokopelli face tattoo
                           Dm    Bb
And I’ll tell you a secret
                          F
Crisis German for Williams
F
In the blood cult of the wayward youth
                                       C     F
I’ve got a bad case of the yellow flashlight blues
                                Dm    Bb
Let me tell you some weird shit
Bb                C
Civil war, civil war
Bb              C
Hey dude I hate everything you do
F                             Dm
But I’m trying really hard to not hate you
Bb               C                     F
Hating you won’t make you suck any less