Em 022000
Am x02210
G6 3x0430
G6/F# 2x0430

[Intro]
Em     Am            G6
   Yeah,  yeah, yeah
G6/F#
     Here we go again
Em         Am
   Come on


[Verse 1]
G6                     G6/F#                        Em
   I'm headin' out and all I'm takin' with me is my phone, wallet, keys
      Am
Yeah, phone, wallet, keys
G6                                      G6/F#
Just those three things please, need my phone, wallet, keys
       Em
Got my credit cards in my wallet
Am
Got my phone you can call it
G6
Master lock on my front door
G6/F#
That's what my motherfuckin' keys are for
   Em                         Am
My phone, wallet, keys, yeah, phone, wallet, keys
G6                                  G6/F#
Good things come in threes, need my phone, wallet, keys


[Verse 2]
       Em                          Am
If I'm goin' to the zoo I need my (Phone, wallet, keys)
       G6                               G6/F#
If I'm gettin' a face tattoo I need my (Phone, wallet, keys)
       Em
If I'm goin' out to a weddin' (wedding)
        Am
If it's winter time and I'm sleddin'
       G6
If I'm at that daddy daughter dance
   G6/F#
My phone, wallet, keys are in my pants
    Em                       Am
I'm goin' on vacation to the West Indies
    G6                              G6/F#
And I don't got no luggage just got phone, wallet, keys
  Em
I rode on up to the airport
Am
Lady asked for my passport
G6  N.C.
Fuck, okay


[Verse 3]
                Em
Guess I need my phone, wallet, passport, keys
Am
Phone, wallet, passport, keys
G6
Now I need four things, bitch please
G6/F#
Phone, wallet, passport, keys
    Em                              Am
I'm finally on the plane I'm ridin' Delta, Delta
    G6                       G6/F#
The lady farted next to me I smelt her, I smelt her
   Em
We went up 30 thousand feet
Am
I reclined my fuckin' seat
 G6
'Bout to watch a movie, stop
G6/F#
I forgot my laptop
N.C.
Motherfucker, damnit


[Verse 4]
                      Em
Now I need my laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys
Am
Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys
G6
Too much shit that's five fuckin' things
G6/F#
Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys
    Em                                      Am
I'm swingin' my shit all over the place I'm hurtin' ya, I'm hurtin' ya
    G6                           G6/F#
I'm caryin' so much shit I got a hernia, a hernia
Em
No place to put it, what should I do?
Am
Probably should take my iPad too
G6
What the fuck else did I forget?
 N.C.
(Sandman you need tons of shit)


[Bridge]
   Em
My tick tacs, my back pack
   Am
My Zippo lighter, my charge pack
   G6
My sun glasses, my hairspray
   G6/F#
My headphones (Them Beats by Dre)
   Em
My notebook, my GoPro
   Am
My vape pen, my crossbow
   G6
My toothpick, my pocketknife
   G6/F#
Oh fuck, I forgot my wife


[Chorus]
 Em
(Phone, wallet, keys) God damn
 Am
(Phone, wallet, keys)
   G6
It used to be so easy
        G6/F#
With my phone, my wallet, and my keysy
      Em
Shit (Phone, wallet, keys) yeah
 Am
(Phone, wallet, keys)
   G6
It used to be a breezy
        G6/F#
With my phone, my wallet, and my keysy


[Verse 5]
   Em                       Am
My pockets got so heavy now I'm crampin, I'm crampin'
     G6                                  G6/F#
Each time I leave my house it's like I'm campin', I'm campin'
    Em                                 Am
I'm miserable just standin' around I'm like a walkin' lost and found
    G6                                 G6/F#
You know I'd rather stay at home where all I need's my fuckin' phone
 Em
(Phone, phone, phone) yeah
 Am
(Phone, phone, phone)
     G6                    G6/F#
Much happier at home, just playin' with my phone
 Em
(Phone, phone, phone) yeah
 Am
(Phone, phone, phone)
      G6                         G6/F#
Yeah, I'll just stay at home and fiddle with my phone on the toilet