If you love that girl
If she's the one you wanna marry
If she's the one to make your heart throb
If she's the one you really want

Well, if you love that girl
If she's the one you wanna marry
Then you gotta learn a couple of things
So you better listen up

I'll tell you what, sir
It's a rape culture
And I know it's hard to see it at first
Don't kiss her, mister
'Til you're reeducated
You'll see what you thought was pretty bad
Is so much worse

Do you love that girl?
Is she the one you wanna marry?
Is she the one to make your head spin?
Is she the one you really want?

Well if you love that girl
If she's the one you wanna marry
Then I got a little news, friend
So you better listen up

Alice and Dion
Buddy Holly and The Beatles
Peddled cis-male cultural violence
Down the rabbit hole
Brother, rock n' roll
Baby, check its privilege or there's gonna be a riot

Gender is a social construct
We're on the eve of heteronormative destruction
Woke

Don't call your wife baby
Don't call your wife baby
She ain't your baby, little man

Don't call your wife baby
Never call your wife baby
She ain't your baby, little man

No, she ain't you baby, little man
No no no no no no no no
She ain't you baby, little man