Oh no (no no no)
Don't tug my ascot
Don't pull my ascot (it's my ascot)
(Oh baby you ooh ooh)
You can't have my ascot 'cause girl it's mine

Hand off my cravat
No I don't like that (don't get it do you?)
Cravats are for hellcats
And this cat is feeling fine

We'll go out to a bistro
Chat over crème brûlée (yum yum yum ooh ooh)
Careful with that spoon though (oh)
A drip could ruin my whole day

And my ascot
Silk patterned ascot (this one's my favorite)
Ascot for hellcats
And this one is just divine

Don't tug my ascot
Don't pull my ascot (it's my ascot)
(Oh baby, you ooh ooh)
You can't have my ascot 'cause' girl it's mine
(It's so divine, no baby!)
You can't have my ascot 'cause' girl it's mine mine mine! (mine)