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[Verse] (Play riff)
G
just to start this off,
C
this isn’t the start of anything,
Cm
just a song that I can sing to you
G
we’re standing in a graveyard,
a presumably dead arm
C
popped through the grass,
Cm
and who doesn’t talk about that
G
honey, you are nothing to me
alcohol and dopamine
C
I’m dying on the sofa
Cm
and I barely know the time
G
like an old man, say I reckon,
I love you for a millisecond,
C
but I don’t wear a watch or Rolex
Cm
and my brain’s a toddler roller
[Hook] (This is also fingerpicking but it works fine just strummed)
Am
skating down a hill,
D
I took a spill and ran into a
GEm
tree and suffered minor injuries
C
honey, you are nothing to me,
DG
I don’t call people anything thought to be so sweet
[Verse] (Play riff)
G
but I’m just being bitchy,
C
cause every stupid boy skipped over me
Cm
on our twilight hour meet and greet,
G
a coffee table theater scene,
CCm
disregard the soaring chick back there in corner three, I’d rather let the poor kid sleep
G
but he’s tripping balls, he’s tripping testes,
LSD, post- wisdom teeth,
CCm
he got lost in the shower and he barely knows the hour
G
I wanna know your passwords
Without changing them in preferences
CCm
and all the childhood streets and deceased pets that they're referencing
[Hook]
Am
and in the box I’ll type,
D
I’ll know all the numbers to try,
GEm
I wanna know the lyrics that you think of when you’re high
CD
cause I’m in love with strangers who I’ve never even seen
BmEm
in love with weird cut bangs and sweaters swaying kind of awkwardly
CD
I’m in love with fresh air friends from overheated houses
BmEm
till I uber up a giant park and dump my body in my dorm bed
C
honey, you are nothing to me,
DBmEm
I don’t call people anything that’s thought to be so sweet
CDG
the speech is coming back with a vengeance it seems
[Verse]
G
and all these pretend spouses are a happy storybook,
CD
that’ll turn to stark non-fiction in the time it took
G
for me to notice that I’m old, which means I’ll be 30 and happy
CD
likely married to personified business casual khakis
[Hook]
AmD
and I’ll forget about it when I wake up late and stupid
BmEm
I tried to tell the uber driver till he tried to hit it
CD
I tried to tell myself because I’ve come this far along
BmEm
carrying my zombie arm to the 15th grade prom
CDBmEm
honey you are nothing to me I don’t call people anything that’s thought to be so sweet
CDGEm
the speech is coming back with a vengeance it seems
CDG
the speech is coming back with a vengeance it seems