CHORDS G C/G Em Am Bm D E|---3----3----0----0----2----2-----| B|---3----3----0----1----3----3-----| G|---4----0----0----2----4----2-----| D|---5----2----2----2----4----0-----| A|---5----3----2----0----2----------| E|---3---------0--------------------| RIFF (played through verse) E|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------0---0-0---0-----2---2-2---2-| A|-----5---5-5---5-------2---2-2---2----2-2---2-----2---3-3---3-----3---| E|-3-3---3-----3-----0-0---0-----0--------------------------------------| [Verse 1] G Em Bm Blind date with a chancer we had Oysters and dry lancers and the check C/G when it arrived we went dutch dutch dutch dutch G Em a redder shade of neck on a whiter shade of trash and this Bm C/G emory board is giving me a rash G Em Bm C/G I am flat out your're so beautiful to look at when you cry G Em Bm C/G C/G C/G freeze don't move you've chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of C/G C/G C/G C/G the sequel to your life [Chorus] G Em Bm C/G A shady lane, everybody wants one G Em Bm C/G A shady lane, everybody needs one C/G Am G D Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god C/G Am G D Oh my god, oh your god, oh his god, oh her god C/G Am G It's everybody's god, it's everybody's god, it's everybody's god, D it's everybody's god Em C/G D C/G* The worlds collide, but all that I want is a shady lane * ENDING OF CHORUS E|--3-----------| B|--3-----------| G|--0-----------| D|--2-----------| A|--3--2--0-----| E|-----------3--|