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So now I'm leaving this world of sin
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One pretty woman with a lot of you men
                 Em
I'm telling you boys
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Don't you monkey with my widow when I'm gone

I had my life, and I had my fun
I had more loving than you boys ever done
I'm telling you boys
Don't you monkey with my widow when I'm gone
No monkeyin'

My girl was created just to be my bride
No other man can keep her satisfied
I'm telling you boys
Don't you monkey with my widow when I'm gone

I know you can't wait until I'm dead
To try to drag her off to your waterbed
I'm telling you boys
Don't you monkey with my widow when I'm gone

She'll just throw you out, an' if she’s feeling bluer
She'll think about the times that I used to screw 'er
I'm telling you boys
Don't you monkey with my widow when I'm gone

Well, that girl's got class, and a temper, too
Well, she can make a monkey outta all o' you
I'm telling you boys
Don't you monkey with my widow when I'm gone

And if any o' you punks try to misbehave
I'll haunt your asses to an early grave
I'm telling you, telling you, telling you boys
Don't you monkey with my widow when I'm gone