AE
When relationships are in the pits and nothing's going right,
A
I'll take a trip to the graveyard and I'll pick out a site,
D
A fresh new grave a corpse I crave, I'll dig her up tonight,
AEA
She won't scream or cuss or raise a fuss and we won't ever fight.
DEA
Now I know the chances were so slim for you and I to date,
DEA
But I thank god for mortality, now you can be my mate,
DEA
I know that you've been dead a while I honestly don't mind,
DE
Cause you still have that tender smile, you've always been so kind!
AE
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty,
F#mD
But I just don't understand,
AE
Why a dead girl's gotta be, the one true love for me,
DAEA
I'm a corpse grindin' m - a - n!
AEA
Be dead for me, my baby. Be dead for me, my baby.
DAEA
Be dead for me, my baby. Oh, baby, 'til death do we start!
DEA
I'll dress you in that lingerie that I bought for myself,
DEA
I'll paint you in the makeup that's been sittin' on my shelf,
DEA
You and I will have a ball I swear to God it's true,
DE
'Cause baby you were meant for me and I was meant for you!
AE
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty,
F#mD
But I just don't understand,
AE
Why a dead girl's gotta be, the one true love for me,
DAEA
I'm a corpse grindin' m - a - n!
(Same progression as "be dead for me my baby..." section)
DEA
Your skin it has turned grey, and there's puss oozing out your eyes,
DEA
But it doesn't bother me, 'cause you won't ever tell me lies,
DEA
Relationships I've had in the past have messed me up for good,
DE
But I know you'll never leave me baby, oh even if you could!
AE
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty,
F#mD
But I just don't understand,
AE
Why a dead girl's gotta be, the one true love for me,
DAE
I'm a corpse grindin' m - a - n!
AE
Cold and wet and dirty, you're looking mighty purty,
F#mD
But I just don't understand,
AE
Why a dead girl's gotta be, the one true love for me,
DAEA
I'm a corpse grindin' m - a - n!
A
cold and wet and dirty... (to coda)