G1  G2
E|------------|
B|--3--3------|
G|--0--4------|
D|--0--0------|
A|--2--2------|
E|--3--3------|

[Verse]
G                                     C   C/G  
My toaster oven   Its got a couple buttons
C      C/G            D7  D                        G
with a picture above them  I don't know what they mean

G                                      C   C/G 
Guess one's for hot    Guess ones for cold
C     C/G            D7  D                      G
Guess one's for something              in between

N.C.

[Chorus]
                   G                                  C   C/G 
I like the toggle switch   I like the sound of the click
C       C/G              D7  D                   G
its just like a hockey stick    on a frozen pond
G                                           C   C/G
I like the toggle switch  ain't no trick to it
C       C/G              D7  D              
you just give it a flick   
N.C.
and it turns you on

G

N.C.

[Verse]
           G                               C   C/G  
Me and the missus    we was fresh out of kisses
 C   C/G            D7 D                        G
we went to a counselor    to turn things around
G                                             C   C/G
She said now Fred           when you get into bed
C   C/G                 D7 D
you wanna make her happy  
N.C.
you got to slow things down

G

N.C.

[Chorus]
                   G                                  C   C/G 
I like the toggle switch   I like the sound of the click
C       C/G              D7  D                   G
its just like a hockey stick    on a frozen pond
G                                           C   C/G
I like the toggle switch  ain't no trick to it
C       C/G              D7  D              
you just give it a flick   
D                G
and it turns you on

N.C.

[Bridge]

            Em                     G
can't work my TV    can't work my phone
               Em                        D
can't get in the front door   of my own home

[Outro]
           G                                 C   C/G 
I like the toggle switch  ain't no trick to it
C       C/G           D7  D                    C      G
you just give it a flick   and it turns you    o-o-on