v ^ v  v ^ v   v          v          v        v
E|-5-5-5----------7--| |--10h12p10---------------|
B|-7-7-7--8-8-8---8--| |--10--------10h12p10-----|
G|-7-7-7--7-7-7---7--| x6  |--11--------11--------11-|x2
D|--------5-5-5------| |------------12--------12-|
A|-------------------| |----------------------12-|
E|-------------------| |-------------------------|

N.C.
This is played over the intro chords once and the chorus twice. 

[Intro]

Everything is normal, everything is normal, everything is normal, everything is normal

D Em C D

[Verse]

D
Hi, I'm interested in the job you have posted
         Em
It's too bad about what happened when you flashed in the pan
        C
Due to personal reasons, I said nothing in therapy:
        D
We just laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed

[Pre-Chorus]

D
In the future, everyone will be my friend for fifteen minutes
    Em
And we'll look amazing when we're in portrait mode
        C
We are writers, creatives, we work remotely
      D
I am furiously Juuling on the coffee shop patio!


[Chorus]

D
Don't want a hug, don't want to talk to a dude
    Em
Man I'll be in the corner, bring me water and food
           C
I'm on the outside looking in at you inside looking out
               D
It's your best life if it's the life that you're living right now
D
Don't want instructions but don't know what to do
    Em
Man I'll be in the corner, bring me water and food
             C
Maybe you'll learn to make do with what you're doing without
                D
It's your best life if it's the life that you're living right now

[Verse]

D
Hey, have a very, very, very interesting day
      Em
Great minds think a lot, and so do ours, when it's boring
          C
Let's pretend we're not bitter, or better than everything
          D
They say smiling's contagious, but you know, so is yawning

[Pre-Chorus]

D
In the future, no compliments are begrudgingly given
           Em
And we are not pathologically incapable of sincerity
        C
We are writers, creatives, we work remotely
              D
I'm getting a Gucci logo stick-and-poke, it's cheaper than therapy


[Chorus]

D
Don't want a hug, don't want to talk to a dude
    Em
Man I'll be in the corner, bring me water and food
           C
I'm on the outside looking in at you inside looking out
               D
It's your best life if it's the life that you're living right now
D
Don't want instructions but don't know what to do
    Em
Man I'll be in the corner, bring me water and food
             C
Maybe you'll learn to make do with what you're doing without
                D
It's your best life if it's the life that you're living right now

[Outro]

D
Everything is normal, everything is normal
Em
Everything is normal, everything is normal
C
Everything is normal, everything is normal
D
Everything is normal, everything is normal


E|---------------|
h = hammer on
p = pull-off
^ = strum up
v = strum down