Intro - E - A - E - A - B - E - A - E
(verse 1)
AE - A
There ain't a woman in the world,
AE - A
That wants to hear the word yes,
AC#mBA
When she asks you if you think that she looks chubby,
BE - A
In that dress,
(verse 2)
AE - A
And if she cooks all day,
E - A
You better eat it with a smile,
C#mBA
It doesn't matter if it tastes just like bad gravy,
BE
On a Goodyear tire,
(bridge)
AEB
Yea, yea, yea, Alright so you bend the truth,
AEB
Yea, yea, yea, That's somethin that you'll have to get used to,
(chorus)
EBAB
Cause that's love, you'll see,
EBAB
We all commit a little bit a, perjury,
C#mBAB
Ah but that's no crime if you ask me,
E - A - B
That's love,
EBAB
You're starin at, a burnt steak,
EBAB
You bite the bullet and you, clean your plate,
C#mBAB
Then you go on and on about how great it was,
C#mBABE - A - E -B
That's not a lie, That's love,
(verse 3)
Well it's the very same thing,
A she does for you,
When she doesn't bring up the fifteen pounds,
That you need to lose,
(verse 4)
And every time she runs,
Her fingers through your hair,
And she says she kinda likes the way there's not as much,
Of it there,
(bridge)
AEB
Yea, yea, yea, Alright so she bends the truth,
AEB
Yea, yea, yea, That's somethin that you'll have to get used to,
(chorus)
EBAB
Cause that's love, you'll see,
EBAB
We all commit a little bit a, perjury,
C#mBAB
Ah but that's no crime if you ask me,
E - A - B
That's love,
EBAB
You're bummin out, so she says
EBAB
There's somethin kinda sexy bout a, bald head,
C#mBAB
Oh honey it'll make ya look twice as tough,
C#m B A B E - A - E - A (break)
That's not a lie, That's love,
(lead chords - E - A = 4x's)
(bridge)
AEB
Yea, yea, yea, Alright so you bend the truth,
AEB
Yea, yea, yea, That's somethin that you're both gonna do,
(chorus)
E ( no chord ) E A
Cause that's love, you'll see,
EBAB
We all commit a little bit a, perjury,
C#mBAB
You say I like it when your momma comes to, visit us,
C#mBAC#mBAB
That's not a lie, that's not a lie,
E - A - E - A - B
That's love,
Outro - E - A