Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
I don't like blue cheese 'cause it is really smelly
If you touch my pizza, you're gonna have to die
Start writing your farewells and saying your goodbyes
Is it your birthday? Think I forgot it
Since it's not over, let's go to Hot Topic
I'm sorry, Granny, for pushing you down the stairs
I apologized, don't know why you think I don't care

I'm stuck in my freezer
Turning into a Klondike bar
I don't know where I'm going
But I know I'm going far
I'm stuck in my freezer
Turning into a Klondike bar
I don't know where I'm going
But I know I'm going far

Just a reminder, don't touch my pizza
Or you'll regret it, you really will
I'll keep my composure, things will get out of hand
Don't know what I'm doing, I made this at 4 a.m
Just be yourself, man, it'll be alright
Don't let them test you, you gotta put up a good fight
I'm really sleepy so it is time to rest
I'm ending this song now
I hope you have a good night