Intro Riff: B|E|E|E|E|E|E|E|---------------------|||||||----------------| G|-2--2-----2---2E|E|E|E|E|E|E|---------------------|||||||-| D|-2--2-----2---2E|E|E|E|E|E|E|---------------------|||||||-| A|-2--2-----2---2----------0--3--0-----| E|------------------0--3------------3--| [Start the intro with standard A chord strummed 4 times, followed by 0-3 the riff on the 6th and 5th strings] [Repeat this pattern x 2, followed by a "Hey" then play this part 2x more] [Verse]: A D Disorder in the house - the tub runneth over A E Plaster's falling down in pieces by the couch of pain A D Disorder in the house - time to duck and cover A E A Helicopters hover over rough terrain E|E|E|E|E|E|E|---------------------||||||| [Verse]: A D Disorder in the house - reptile wisdom A E Zombies on the lawn staggering around A D Disorder in the house - there's a flaw in the system A E A And the fly in the ointment's gonna bring the whole thing down E|E|E|E|E|E|E|---------------------||||||| [Bridge #1]: D A The floodgates are open - We've let the demons loose D F#m E A The big guns have spoken - And we've fallen for the ruse E|E|E|E|E|E|E|---------------------||||||| [Solo #1 over Verse pattern here] E|E|E|E|E|E|E|---------------------||||||| [Verse]: A D Disorder in the house - It's a fate worse than fame A E Even the Lhasa Apso seems to be ashamed A D Disorder in the house - The doors are coming off the hinges A E A The earth will open and swallow up the real estate E|E|E|E|E|E|E|---------------------||||||| [Bridge, slightly different and longer than the 1st Bridge]: D A I just got my paycheck - I'm gonna paint the whole town grey D A Whether it's a night in Paris - or a Fresno matinee D A It’s the home of the brave - and the land of the free F#m E A Where the less you know, the better off you'll be E|E|E|E|E|E|E|---------------------||||||| [Solo #2 over Verse pattern here] E|E|E|E|E|E|E|---------------------||||||| [Verse]: A D Disorder in the house - all bets are off A E I'm sprawled across the davenport of despair A D Disorder in the house - I'll live with the losses A E A And watch the sundown through the portiere…here we go! E|E|E|E|E|E|E|---------------------|||||||---- [Solo #3 over Verse pattern here] [End with a few ringing 'A' chords, and a laugh from Bruce Springsteen]