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There's quare things in Dublin, Between Howth and Crumlin
CGAmD
Down in Ringsend there's a five legged cat
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And a three-legged donkey, A two-headed monkey
CGDG
There's nothing so quare, As this four-faced old clock
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There's a clock in old Dublin, That stands on a steeple
CGAmD
Proud and erect, With four faces so tall
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While one of them says, You are late, It's deceiving
CGDG
The other one says, It's a quarter to four
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And you run down the road, And he grins as you hurry
GCGD
When just round the corner, You look in surprise
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It's not quite the same, As it was on the last street
CGD7G
This bloody blackguard is, Telling me lies
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There's quare things in Dublin, Between Howth and Crumlin
CGAmD
Down in Ringsend there's a five legged cat
GGGG
And a three-legged donkey, A two-headed monkey
CGDG
There's nothing so quare, As this four-faced old clock
GGGG
There's a half hour to spare, Now, How will I kill it
CGAmD
I'll nip up the road, Hop in for a jar
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With the chimes of four bells, I look back in amazement
CGDG
His other side, Sure, has gone past the hour
GCGD
There's a lesson in life, To adopt and interpret
GCGD
It applies to all people, Regardless their race
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Oh, Don't put your trust, Or your faith in a person
CGD7G
If sometimes they seem, To have more than one face
GGGG
There's quare things in Dublin, Between Howth and Crumlin
CGAmD
Down in Ringsend there's a five legged cat
GGGG
And a three-legged donkey, A two-headed monkey
CGDG
There's nothing so quare, As this four-faced old clock
GGGG
There's quare things in Dublin, Between Howth and Crumlin
CGAmD
Down in Ringsend there's a five legged cat
GGGG
And a three-legged donkey, A two-headed monkey
CGDG
There's nothing so quare, As this four-faced old clock