INTRO:    C    G      D      G

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   There's quare things in Dublin,  Between Howth and Crumlin
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   Down in Ringsend there's a five legged cat
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   And a three-legged donkey,   A two-headed monkey
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   There's nothing so quare,  As this four-faced old clock

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   There's a clock in old Dublin, That stands on a steeple
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   Proud and erect,  With four faces so tall
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   While one of them says,  You are late, It's deceiving
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   The other one says,  It's a quarter to four
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   And you run down the road,  And he grins as you hurry
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   When just round the corner,   You look in surprise
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   It's not quite the same,  As it was on the last street
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   This bloody blackguard is,  Telling me lies

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   There's quare things in Dublin,  Between Howth and Crumlin
    C         G               Am           D
   Down in Ringsend there's a five legged cat
          G             G          G           G
   And a three-legged donkey,   A two-headed monkey
             C          G              D               G
   There's nothing so quare,  As this four-faced old clock

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   There's a half hour to spare,  Now, How will I kill it
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   I'll nip up the road,   Hop in for a jar
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   With the chimes of four bells,  I look back in amazement
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   His other side,  Sure, has gone past the hour
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   There's a lesson in life,  To adopt and interpret
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   It applies to all people,  Regardless their race
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   Oh, Don't put your trust,  Or your faith in a person
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   If sometimes they seem,  To have more than one face

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   There's quare things in Dublin,  Between Howth and Crumlin
    C         G               Am           D
   Down in Ringsend there's a five legged cat
          G             G          G           G
   And a three-legged donkey,   A two-headed monkey
             C          G              D               G
   There's nothing so quare,  As this four-faced old clock

             G               G         G                 G
   There's quare things in Dublin,  Between Howth and Crumlin
    C         G               Am           D
   Down in Ringsend there's a five legged cat
          G             G          G           G
   And a three-legged donkey,   A two-headed monkey
             C          G              D               G
   There's nothing so quare,  As this four-faced old clock