Legend tells us of a man
A hero in a tortured land
Where Señoritas lived in fear
Their lonely nights in deep despair
He was EL BURRO! (Hee-Haw, Hee-Haw)

Across the fields, across the plains
He ran so fast he dodged the rain
He was El Burro!
He hurried in to save the day
Gun in hand, and thrice they say
He was strong like a Mule
He was stubborn like a Mule
He even kicked like a Mule, El Burro! (El Burro!)

A man of equal soul they say
But some men more, it's just the way!
He was El Burro! He was EL BURRO! EL BURRO!