D E F Em


[Verse 1]
D                 
To be that good, it must be taxin'
        E     
There's no such thing as satisfaction
F
You're makin' things happen while I'm relaxin'
       Em
Like a Sunday afternoon
D
My dad used to tell me I was lazy
  E    
I got dance moves like Patrick Swayze
        F
I'm the left over turkey for the world's mayonnaisey
    Em
The star next to the moon


[Pre-chorus]
Bm                          Em
Now I know I'm just here to amuse you
                     Bm
And I don't mean to abuse you
                    F       G
But if I could just use you one time


[Chorus]
D                 E
Tell me what it's like
                       
To be the queen of it all
F          G             D
The Neiman Marcus of the Mall
D                     E      
And tell me what it's like to be the one and only
F    G       D
All American Girl


[Verse 2]
D
Now I never had a supernatural feelin'
E
Not to mention a sexual healin'
    F
But every now and then I get to the kneelin'
   Em
To thank him for it all
    D
But you probably got some inside connection
E
So many numbers that you gotta rolodex them
F
So much muscle that you never gotta flex them
   Em
To catch you when you fall


[Pre-chorus]
Bm                          Em 
And I know I'm just here to amuse you
                     Bm
And I don't mean to confuse you
                    F        G
But if I could just use you one more time


[Chorus]
D                 E                                 F
Tell me what it's like to be the house on the hill 
G                   D
The number one diet pill
D                     E
And tell me what it's like to be the one and only
F    G       D
All American Girl


D E F D (2x)


[Bridge]
D
Now I bet you won't say you get crazy
            D
Or that you don't shave your legs

When you're lazy
               D
Or that you're just like everybody else in the world
    D
You just got lucky, that's all


[Pre-chorus]
Bm                             Em
And I know you're not here to amuse me
                            Bm
But you sure know how to confuse me
                   F       G
So if I could just ask you once again


[Chorus]
D                    D                             F
To tell me what it's like to be a star on the rise
G                  D
A breakfast cereal prize
D                     E        
And tell me what it's like to be the one and only
F    G       D
All American Girl
F        G       D 
The All American Girl
F        G      F  G  D  
The all amazing crazy girl