[Primera Parte]

      Cm     G#     Cm     G#
Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon
     Cm           G#     G
Inde-pendent as a hog on ice
       Cm        G#                Cm             G#
He's a big-shot, down there at the slaughterhouse
          Cm          G#  G   Cm
Plays ac-cordion for Mis-ter Weiss

[Segunda Parte]

      Fm       C#         Fm      C#
Uncle Biltmore, and Uncle William
       Fm             C#        C
Made a million during World War II
            Fm        C#           Fm          C#
But they're tightwads, and they're cheapskates
            Fm           C#   C  Fm
And they'll never give a dime to you

Interlude

( G# )

[Terceira Parte]

       Cm       G#      Cm        G#
Auntie Mame has gone in-sane; she lives
       Cm                G# G
In the doorway of an old ho-tel
        Cm    G#          Cm    G#
And the radio, is playing opera
        Cm             G#  G  Cm
All she ever says is; "go to Hell"

[Quarta Parte]

      Fm      C#      Fm    C#
Uncle Violet, flew as pilot
          Fm              C#       C
And there ain't no pretty girls in France
       Fm     C#          Fm           C#
Now he runs a tiny little bookie joint
            Fm             C# C   Fm
They say he never keeps it in his pants

[Quinta Parte]

      A#m       F#            A#m  F#
Uncle Bill will never leave a will
        A#m          F#        F
And the tumour is as big as an egg
      A#m      F#            A#m   F#
Has a mistress; she's Puerto Rican
      A#m             F#  F   A#m
And I heard she has a woo-den leg

Interlude

( G# )

[Sexta Parte]

      Cm         G#               Cm
Uncle Phil can't live without his pills
G#            Cm            G#     G
 He has emphy-sema and he's almost blind
       Cm        G#            Cm       G#
And we must find out where the money is
       Cm             G#    G   Cm
Get it now, before he loses his mind

[Verso 7]

      Fm     C#     Fm     C#
Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon
     Fm           C#     C
Inde-pendent as a hog on ice
       Fm        C#                Fm             C#
He's a big-shot, down there at the slaughterhouse
         Fm          C#   C   Fm
Plays ac-cordion for Mis-ter Weiss

( Cm  G#  G  Fm )
( C#  C  A#m  F#  F )